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‘Ujaluo ni gharama!’ Jalang’o reveals how expensive it is to hire Akothee

Local radio presenter and MC Jalang’o had to jump through hoops to get Madam boss Akothee to perform at his highly publicized event dubbed Luo Festival.

Akothee is among the wealthiest Kenyan artists with houses around the world and running a number of businesses. She has grown her influence among the Kenyan online space immensely hence landing various brand collaborations like the ongoing Peptang one.

According to Jalang’o, he had to sweat and cough out enough money and perks to get Akothee’s attention. From her own backstage to limousine and plane, check out the list of requirements she demanded.

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1. Akothee logistics is crazy…apart from your security she has her own security who must ensure that everything is fine…that is 10 security team! 5 men 5 women!
2. Akothee flies to Luo FESTIVAL from Wilson to Carnivore! Don’t forget that Wilson and Carnivore share fences! She just does not come ! She makes an entrance! Helicopter costs 200k from Wilson to Carnivore! Thanks to @silverstoneairservices this cost has been taken by them!
3. Akothee has her own backstage…changing room four full length mirrors, 4 lounge seats , 5 cases of still water , 5 cases of sparkling water, 40 white towels, private bathroom and toilet, private live Kitchen and private chef, assorted juices of different flavours that must be Orchid Valley , 10 flower bouquets, a massage table and 4 private assistants!
4. Since the show ends in the night you must organise a limousine to take her to her hotel since when she is performing she doesn’t stay at home but prefers the privacy of presidential suite!
5. Her performance fee is a story for another day!! But now we can confirm Madam boss will be available because all this has been confirmed by our sponsors PEPTANG!

It must have cost the MC an arm and a limb but he finally managed to score the deal. He was so ecstatic that he shared the achievement with the world in this post:

 

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I could not confirm @akotheekenya for Luo Festival because of alot of things but that was until yesterday when we met and she agreed that she will be performing! To have Akothee for your show is not easy and even her coming for Luo festival is almost impossible! 1. Akothee logistics is crazy…apart from your security she has her own security who must ensure that everything is fine…that is 10 security team! 5 men 5 women! 2. Akothee flies to Luo FESTIVAL from Wilson to Carnivore! Dont forget that wilson and Carnivore share fences! She just does not come ! She makes an entrance! Helicopter costs 200k from Wilson to Carnivore! Thanks to @silverstoneairservices this cost has been taken by them! 3. Akothee has her own backstage…changing room four full length mirrors, 4 lounge seats , 5 cases of still water , 5 cases of sparkling water, 40 white towels, private bathroom and toilet, private live Kitchen and private chef, assorted juices of different flavours that must be Orchid Valley , 10 flower bouquets, a massage table and 4 private assistants! 4. Since the show ends in the night you must organise a limousine to take her to her hotel since when she is performing she doesn’t stay at home but prefers the privacy of presidential suite! 5. Her performance fee is a story for another day!! But now we can confirm Madam boss will be available because all this has been confirmed by our sponsors PEPTANG! NOW GET YOUR TICKET AND COME SEE AFRICA FEMALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR DO HER THING! ENERGY FROM BEGINNING TO END!!! THANK YOU!! I have a friend and a sister in you! Much love

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The list has lit up social media and netizens have filled his comment section with nothing ut humorous reactions. Check them out below:

Ujaluo ni gharama????

anita_soina

Ujaluo sio cheap.. sisi tukiwa na nights @jalangoo mko na festival?????

_stannus

Hadi private toilet ???

domy.cruz

?????????? Al those staffs waaah…lakini the sem thing is that both tunaendaga choo na tutakufa turudi kwa mchanga…

martoh_prince

Hehe being a Luo is a calling

wanjiku.deborah

Ujaluo utawauwa#behumble

mercyndara

Ujaluo ni gharama I say!!!lol

iameddie_wanjala

@jalangoo its okey I kif up, nyinyi endeleeni kupokea…

caleb_smasher

Show Ya Beyonce itakuaje kama Akothee iko ivo??

prince._jere

Shall we go home with her?,…luo festival should be made a national event?

shadyadelgush

I love the thought that she is Kenyan and keeps her standards high. Demand like the star you are @akotheekenya ???

mossyplatinumz

Make sure you hire an ambulance too @JALANGO am sure there will be casualties

djkhalifah

Ni Akothee ama Niki Minaj….io pesa yote ungelipa tu Eyhic with good musc n bangers …..since you call each otherd sister n brother issokay bein nepotic n tribal.

odo254

Life is funny…….with all that she’ll be the most boring in performance and the best in entrance…..lit to tek!

jayjayquizzy

Mcsk wakiona hii @jalangoo next watatuma ksh 527

brian.6444

Nimekwamia*sharing fences,*??luo is a lifestyle yawa

ndury_kah

Yote Ni vanity

shiftercharliso

This is what I call lanes ???? @akotheekenya ???

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